Weird hip-hop-related dream last night

29 04 2009
Definitely should be mentioned on another remix of Jada's "Why?"

Definitely should be mentioned on another remix of Jada's "Why?"

I won’t be making it a habit of sharing my deepest, innermost thoughts with the world but this was truly such a bizarre dream that I had to divulge:

Fat Joe. Muthaphckin Fat Joe, the elephant in the sand, the dude that can’t lean forward again after leaning back, the desecrator of Big Pun’s legacy, the guy who looks vaguely like one of my less-loved (straight-up) uncles.

So Fat Joe asks me for a ride to my alma mater, UCLA, to catch a show. Read the rest of this entry »





K-Rino, hentai enthusiast

6 03 2009
That's not right ......

That's not right ......

K-RinoCartoon Orgie

A couple mentions of K-Rino on Twitter led me to revisit the one album I actually have of his, Stories From The Black Book. I downloaded it after hearing his scene-stealing verse on “Who Are They” off Scarface’s Emeritus. Apparently, he’s one of the forefathers of Houston rap and it shows. The production is pretty primitive, sharing a lot in common with early Geto Boys but then also showing glimpses of Public Enemy, Bomb Squad-type chaos. K-Rino’s lyricism is top-notch though and surprisingly diverse. Mostly, he tells awesome hood fables but he mixes it up with Wu-style metaphorical spit here and there.

Anyway, this track is classic, reminding me of Scarface’s “Cereal Killer” or even moreso, Ice Cube’s “A Gangsta’s Fairytale” (though I think “Cereal Killer” came after this, so this track might actually be the inspiration for Scarface’s). It takes all these characters from your childhood and puts them in a gangsterfied context. It’s unsettling but pretty hilarious to hear about Gumbi using Plastic Man as a condom to sex up on Wonder Woman’s STD-infected skins.

You can get the full album at Bust The Facts.








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